When most people see me, their first impression is that I am a goody two-shoes that spends her whole life studying and getting good grades. Which is mostly true. There are tons of things about me that surprise them about their smart, suck-up acquaintance. The biggest shocker is my being a black-belt, and then combined with being a vegan, my life must be just some ironic joke. Though it might annoy some people, I anticipate the reaction of some people that find out the deeper side of me.
When someone finds out I am a vegan, there are a few common reactions.
1: OMG, I could never give up meat, and MILK!
2: Where do you get your protein?
3: That is so unhealthy, without meat you won’t get any vitamins, it’s like being anorexic!
4: Why?
5: See, the thing about vegans, is that they have to get vitamin B12 from VITAMINS, and all they eat is goat food, and…and….etc.
I recently came across a website with vegan comebacks, and I have tried a couple on a few people, and it just makes it ever more enjoyable. Most people think you have to be insane to give up meat, and when you crack a joke about it, that just seems to justify it for them, yup, they’ve gone off the deep end.
The coolest comment I got recently when like this:
Kid: “You know, the animals are still going to be dead in stores, even if you don’t eat them.”
Me: “No, vegans and vegetarians actually are making a difference, saving about 47 animals a year each.”
Kid: “You’re right, someone halfway across the world is looking at the next cow about to die, and says, ‘I can’t kill this cow, because KT is making a difference.”
Haha, now he is my favorite seventh grader.
Here are the non-funny, short answer responses I am giving to all of you:
1: Well, you aren’t the one giving up meat or MILK, I am, and I love soymilk. I’m not sure I could eat meat anymore anyways, it grosses me out. I bet if you tried, you would be able to, though.
2: Where do you think the cows get their protein? There is a ton of protein in plants, you just have to use a combination, beans and soy have tons.
3: Yup, I’m anorexic.
4: Because it’s mean. (If they look at me quizzically, I add more, but it gets tiring repeating my schpeal over and over again.)
5: Ummm…no
I am dedicating this post to my friend Gabe, who I have no idea where he has run off to (haven’t seen him in about 2 years), who originally inspired me to become vegetarian. Also, I am terribly sorry for bombarding you with, “I could never give up meat, veggie burgers are gross!” because I know how terrible that one comment can be. BTW I love veggie burgers. THANK YOU for opening my eyes!!
Toodles!